Poll: what is your most embarrassing moment?

OK this is 2 of the most embarrassing things ever! #1 I was on a field trip and I was on a coach bus and I really had to pea. I go to the bathroom we hit a bump. THUD! My head hits the toilet paper roll cover and breaks it into pieces. I fell on the floor, I just said screw it I will pea later. I couldn't get up my underwear was on but my pants were around my ankles. Next thing the door swings open and there is my entire class and there parents staring @ me on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles. Next thing was horribly scarring. My father's favorite song is Single Ladies by Beyonce. We were at a large event (A walk @ the Bronx Zoo raising money for type 1 Diabetes research) And there are thousands of people there. My dad's favorite song comes on. He gets on the table and does the ENTIRE SINGLE LADIES DANCE!! the next day at school people that I knew were at the event and I told them I was there and they were like "Did you see that crazy guy on the table?!??" I just said no. It was horrible